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Last Updated on Thursday, 3 December 2009 12:08
Written by JSizzle
Thursday, 3 December 2009 12:08

I hope the Sonics leave Seattle, it will give me freedom from the oppression that has become the league that I once loved. No competition, just dirty efficiency that is the San Antonio Spurs is what the NBA has become. If someone can go Alamo on the ugly, dirty, boring, effed up piece of crap team that is the Spurs, maybe I will watch.

The Warriors were just an ugly reminder of what it used to be.

I hate the NBA, David Stern has destroyed what he built.

I hate the NBA.

I hope Bruce Bowen’s headstone says, “My lack of ability and dirty play helped destroy a sport.”

I hate the NBA.

I hope Mangina Ginobili’s headstone says, “I brought all of the bad aspects of soccer and none of the good ones to the NBA and helped destroy a sport. Flopped like a bigger vagina than Divaks could ever hope for.”

I hate the NBA.

I hope Tim Duncan’s headstone says, “I could have been remembered as one of the greatest players ever, but my mump cheeks and whining ruined my legacy and helped destroy a sport.”

I hate the NBA.

I hope Tony Parker’s headstone says, “I am only known for marrying Eva Longoria and was divorced once I retired and I helped ruin a sport.”

I hate the NBA.

Gregg Popovich will be remembered as the crater faced douchebag who helped pilot the biggest group of whiners and the most boring and hateable dynasty in sports history. Gregg, thank you for ruining the league I once loved.

The NBA is not basketball.

Naismith should kick Popovich and Stern’s ass. I long for time travel.

I hate the NBA.

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